Emeril Jones ix

At least that version of Emeril Jones. This version of Emeril Jones had a bright idea. He had fallen into a singularity and had since, died. That was his life now, the life of Emeril Jones. If he wanted to stop dying inside of a black hole, perhaps he ought to try escaping it. “Had […]

Emeril Jones vii

* * * At least that version of Emeril Jones. Emeril Jones discovered he was good at something. He was good at falling. Emeril Jones had spent his entire life being laughed at. When he was at grade school, then high school, and finally university Emeril Jones bungled every meeting with the opposite sex. This […]