Emeril Jones x

At least that version of Emeril Jones. Emeril Jones lay huddled in a nervous heap. There was nothing to do. No more late nights, no more bleary morning meetings, no more quarterly reports, no more expenses, no more dinners alone, no more programs, no more anything…& there was nothing to be done. “It was better […]

Emeril Jones ix

At least that version of Emeril Jones. This version of Emeril Jones had a bright idea. He had fallen into a singularity and had since, died. That was his life now, the life of Emeril Jones. If he wanted to stop dying inside of a black hole, perhaps he ought to try escaping it. “Had […]

Emeril Jones viii

At least that version of Emeril Jones. This Emeril Jones woke up feeling sick. His back hurt something fierce, but the rest of him he didn’t feel at all. He moved his head, looking around him. There was nothing to see, so he sat up to look at his own body and discover the cause […]

Emeril Jones vii

* * * At least that version of Emeril Jones. Emeril Jones discovered he was good at something. He was good at falling. Emeril Jones had spent his entire life being laughed at. When he was at grade school, then high school, and finally university Emeril Jones bungled every meeting with the opposite sex. This […]

Emeril Jones vi

At least those Emeril Joneses. In the center of the killing field, all alone, stood a single, naked Emeril Jones. With a towel between his teeth and a wild gleam in his eye, he looked out across what he had wrought and thought it good. Emeril Jones had never ever felt so alive as he […]

Emeril Jones v

Or at least that version of Emeril Jones. There were so many! Emeril Jones had been falling for some time when he felt very queer. He thought about scheduling a doctor’s appointment before he realized there was no one to call and no one he could call. Suddenly, there was a person just to the […]

Emeril Jones iv

What he experienced next was not nearly as pleasant as the first. For you see, Emeril Jones had died inside of the singularity. And much may happen inside of a singularity, but only Emeril Jones knows. Emeril Jones felt his feet grow very heavy of a sudden. So heavy that they started to pull away […]