OkCupid sucks

OkCupid sucks. I am alone on social media. How is that even possible? I stand on shores of cybernetic optics, peering through fibers for a soul shaped like the hole in mine. I’ve never been good without my better half and when I try to be, I get slammed with indecision, with laments in the […]

The Grinch!

Let me tell you about Christmas: Nobody gets Christmas like I do. See, Christmas, is wholly and completely consumed by capitalism. See, back in the way back when, we had this little thing called “Sol Invictus” or “Saturnalius” depending on whether your gods wore togas or drank mead from skulls. Anyway, it was all about […]