To the pain in my ass

Lift up a glass To the pain in my ass: Have a tawdry affair Filled with mayhem¬† & despair. But, what of dessert? Something scrumptious Full of hurt. Something noxious? For certitude. Ignorance? Deeply imbued. Indifference? My gratitude. What shall we name it? I’ve an idea– Love? Overvalued.