The Grinch!

Let me tell you about Christmas: Nobody gets Christmas like I do. See, Christmas, is wholly and completely consumed by capitalism. See, back in the way back when, we had this little thing called “Sol Invictus” or “Saturnalius” depending on whether your gods wore togas or drank mead from skulls. Anyway, it was all about […]

Grumblings in the Dark

Because I could not brook A single lie, instead I shook The bonny lass until she snapped. My mind she cracked, Even while my poetry she took.   Grumbling, I stumble, Stumbling, I tumble, Tumbling, I fumble Choking down the well-worn grumble Ignoring the clear and present rumble Thunder echoes inside my head Causing me […]


Fruitful is my hatred, blossoming Just like Mother’s always saying; Just like Mother’s simple sayings, ”                                                              ” She didn’t say a thing, Not a tear […]

Adam & Eve without a Sieve

The demons singing out of heaven now The angels winging out of hell-maw now Eternal ministers seeking reparations From sinister Administrators. The fruit of the garden Has ripened into children That wasn’t part of the bargain Made with the Lord and Adam Made in the shade of the trees of Eden. Forgetting Eve in ignorance, […]

The Sunshine Clown

I was taught to never start to never start an essay with a quote: Depression (n.): common, but serious mood disorder. It causes severe symptoms that affect how you feel, think, and handle daily activities, such as sleeping, eating, or working. To be diagnosed with depression, the symptoms must be present for at least two weeks. […]